Found Notes

The true sign of a romantic is learning how to say your love on a napkin.

“The Beechmont Garden is a near level ten acre flower paradise. Framed by towering Mountain Ash, Blackwood Wattles and mature native Myrtle Beeches the garden exhibits an impressive collection of Rhododendrons (vireyas being a special feature), Camellias, Magnolias, Cornus, Daphnes and many unusual species providing year round interest.”

To be honest, I find this note rather uninspiring. Where is the passion? the wild flavours?? the biscuits? *yawn*

Tam: Sirena tuna is the most unsustainable brand out of all the ones you can get at supermarkets

This is why you should spray deodorant on your hands before delivering important speeches on the effects of globalisation upon US tourism and transport industries.

This kid’s a goddamn architect. Tire swing and pet house?! This house has it all.

IS THAT A TRAIN UP THE TOP?!

Staples like i’ve never seen before. Solid. 

A: it looks like a map…… but could also be a bouzyos wonderbucks commercial. 

P: its a good ad, i wanna get me some blackstrop molasses and walnuts yummo

I feel sorry for the person they are hunting for at a tiger manhunt.  :(

Lana.. she’s got a great ass… 

It’s spag night at the housing commission!